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py-profile.tsx

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py-profile— running

Action on everything.

Set alerts across your entire ops stack using natural language. Use iMessage, Slack, or webhooks, and the promise resolves when a person responds.

deploy-watch.tsx

▸import { watch, yeet } from "yeet";
2 
3watch({ kind: "deploy" }, async (d) => {
4  if (d.timedOut) {
5    const reply = await yeet.alert({
6      channel: "#oncall",
7      text: `${d.service} timed out`,
8      options: ["retry", "skip", "rollback"],
9    });
10    if (reply === "rollback") {
11      await d.rollback();
12    }
13  }
14});

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Secure agent access, build optimization loops, and observe every detail from the kernel.

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pii-filter.ts— running

$ yeet run pii-filter.ts

scanning traffic · all interfaces

Secure by default.

yeet scripts run inside V8 isolates. As secure as the browser tab you're reading this in.

Chrome

V8 against the DOM

browser process

DOM·fetch·WebGL·WebRTC

supervises

child process

v8 isolate

gmail.com

v8 isolate

github.com

v8 isolate

stripe.com

v8 isolate

youtube.com

yeet

V8 against your kernel

yeetd daemon

eBPF·system graph·alerts·TUI

supervises

child process

v8 isolate

proctop.tsx

v8 isolate

tcp-radar.tsx

v8 isolate

flame-graph.tsx

v8 isolate

db-wire.tsx

Lightweight Isolation

yeet scripts execute inside a browser-style virtualized environment that doesn't compromise on cost, speed, or security.

Zero Cold Starts

Spin up and down new scripts at any moment.

Battle Tested

yeet executes JavaScript using the same isolation architecture securing Google Chrome and Cloudflare Workers.

Every syscall, packet and probe.

yeet gives you kernel-rate visibility with featherweight overhead. Nothing gets dropped.

Every kernel event is a Tokio task, scheduled onto whichever core is free. Each colored block is one unit of work.

cpu

0.50%

uptime 14d 3h

total 1,247,392,000

backpressure 0

Core 0

Core 1

Core 2

Core 3

Core 4

Core 5

Core 6

Core 7

syscall

http event

eBPF probe

graph query

timer tick

file I/O

Still paying per event?

Your kernel doesn't bill you… yeet runs locally — flat cost, unlimited events.

Monthly cost as events scale

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Splunk

$0

Datadog

$0

New Relic

$0

Honeycomb

$0

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