Set Alerts

A yeet tool runs locally and renders to your terminal, but the same callback that updates your dashboard can also page you. yeet.alert posts to Slack: log in at yeet.cx/settings, connect your workspace once, and any script can send to a channel it can reach.

Because an alert is just a branch inside a callback you already have, you don't write a separate alerting pipeline. You add a predicate and a yeet.alert call to the subscription that's already running.

Here's a script that watches overall CPU usage and pages when it crosses a threshold:

const THRESHOLD = 90; // percent
let fired = false;
let prevCpu = null;

yeet.graph.subscribe(
  `subscription {
    kernel_stats(interval_ms: 2000) {
      total { user_ms system_ms idle_ms iowait_ms steal_ms }
    }
  }`,
  async (resp) => {
    const t = (resp.data ?? resp).kernel_stats.total;
    if (!prevCpu) { prevCpu = t; return; }

    const idle = t.idle_ms + t.iowait_ms;
    const pIdle = prevCpu.idle_ms + prevCpu.iowait_ms;
    const total = t.user_ms + t.system_ms + t.idle_ms + t.iowait_ms + t.steal_ms;
    const pTotal = prevCpu.user_ms + prevCpu.system_ms + prevCpu.idle_ms + prevCpu.iowait_ms + prevCpu.steal_ms;
    const used = (total - idle) - (pTotal - pIdle);
    const cpuPct = total > pTotal ? (used / (total - pTotal)) * 100 : 0;
    prevCpu = t;

    if (cpuPct > THRESHOLD && !fired) {
      fired = true;
      await yeet.alert({
        method: "slack",
        channel: "#alerts",
        text: `CPU is at ${cpuPct.toFixed(0)}%`,
        blocks: [
          { type: "header", text: { type: "plain_text", text: "CPU spike" } },
          { type: "section", fields: [
            { type: "mrkdwn", text: `*CPU:*\n${cpuPct.toFixed(1)}%` },
            { type: "mrkdwn", text: `*Threshold:*\n${THRESHOLD}%` },
          ]},
        ],
      });
    } else if (cpuPct <= THRESHOLD) {
      fired = false; // re-arm once it recovers
    }
  },
);

The same shape fits anything in the system graph: alert when free memory drops below a floor, when a GPU crosses a temperature limit, when load average spikes, when an interface saturates. The callback already holds the decoded sample — you only add the predicate and the yeet.alert.